Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Where's my baby??

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Justin Bieber.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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