- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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