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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

people magazine

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

People...

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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