- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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