What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

If you have a stroke, call 000

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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