- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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