Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Matthew Baker

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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