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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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