What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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