whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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