What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

You're a big fat monkey.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Well this is pointless.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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