What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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