- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

My spelling is horrible

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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