- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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