- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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