- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Who wants water? I do.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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