- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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