- Anti Joke

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.