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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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