Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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