- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Robert Mugabe.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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