Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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