What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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were you expecting a joke

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Women drivers...

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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