What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

I literally died laughing

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Christ is a conspiracy

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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