Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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