Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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This is an anti-joke.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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