Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Tilt your screen back .

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Turkeys are obese

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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