Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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