- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Your sex life.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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