- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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