- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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