What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Get up Look in the mirror

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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So these two girls have a cup .

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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