- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

say it ten times fast: oh

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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