- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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