Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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