- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

whats 2+2? math.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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