whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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