ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

salad days!

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...