- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

My three children are three big mistakes.

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