Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

HOLY COW!

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...