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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Poop.

Yo mama so fat.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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