- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Women can vote? wtf

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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