- Anti Joke

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why? Why not?

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.