- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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