- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

tommy is retared

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Communism hehe xd

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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