H o m o comes out as homo

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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