- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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