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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

A baby seal walks into a club.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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