The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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