Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

ur mum

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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