why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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