- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

One, two, three, four and five

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

VAL SUCKS

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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