What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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