- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Butthole.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

kieran is a homosexual

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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