Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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