- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

drew edminstin is a rat

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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