- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

roses are red violets are indigo

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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