guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

run farther?

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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