- Anti Joke

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16