How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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