- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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