What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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