- Anti Joke

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

This "anti-joke" got me an A+ many many years ago, shortened though, so you can make Your own conclusions. Beware of the rising sight, do not stare at the sunny dry sky... The poles... Do not stare at the blood as it drips it, the sand covered ground soaked red... Cover your ears! The seal is not looking above, with but is shouting to you! "WHY DID YOU FORSAKE ME!!!" HE ASKS AS YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN HIT HIM, smirking sadistically, SMILING, yes... Even LAUGHING! The rain soaks you wet, as the skies themselves cry and hide in shame... ...The seal is broken, so watch as your kin, those among your children twist to hellish beasts whose demon is the only name they bear... Readying to conquer the world! ...Yet they need to be certain, to be certain that your master is gone, yet we have waited FOR TOO DAMN LONG! The master answers no more, darkness covers the skies as the blood soaked earth beyond your feet decays, yet you feel no fear, no adrenaline pumping, no tears, no soul crushing fear! What kind of MONSTER ARE YOU? Darkness falls, you struggle with no defense... No excuse... You BROKE THE SEAL! The first three awaken, as the conquest of this world IS AT HAND OF THE DEMONS! ...This leads to war... To strife, to disease!... Until you cannot run no more... Hope... You fall to your knees saying your last prayers, as the pale one appears before you... Jesus? No, his hateful father which abandoned you over two thousand years ago... ...Salvation you shout to the skies! Our savior is here! As the forces of darkness stare in defeat... Yet as his father, the father of sin, the father of the seal gazes into your soul with red eyes and demonic teeth and laughs, you no longer wonder where is your God, nor what has he become... ...But rather what you made him, the light of glory, now the new KING OF DARKNESS! AND ALL THANKS TO YOU MOCKING THE MEMORY OF HIS SONS DEATH! You had it coming, this world belongs to us... And we are not your kind... TRUE GLORY BE KNOWN TO ALL! THE ERA OF THE TRUE DEMONS IS OVER! ...You are the last remaining, lying on the floor broken, the very last words you hear... ...Revenge is mine! Humanity is dead... You feel the holy spirit, yet all you feel is satisfied quenched screams of centuries, even millenia of revenge... ...Rule new children of the dark, humanity is taking its deepest, saddest last breaths, "The death of my only true son, shall no longer pass me by" God has finally returned... But not to save you... ...God is against you! and you know why FAR TOO WELL!... :You know far too well who I am... But then again, do you know me and what I am at all? You will... Soon enough children of the forsaken one... Because I am his prophet.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

women's rights.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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