- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Where's the soap?

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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